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I am the glorious Mr. Massagy!
Bytes all over you!
Hackerbruh!
That's… a lot of toys
Smooth Criminal
Sugar daddy time!
Don't put your massage in crazy, man
Gotta love these app features
Mother trucker!
Awoo!
Duck killed!
Proud of your job!
Expert Datemeister
How does this even work?
Real people are overrated
Who you gonna massage?
I hope that's ectoplasm
What a dairy experience
Moooossagy!
You'll be alone forever...
Slippery everywhere
Watch the cholesterol
Poking around
Average Joe
Yo, where's your mojo?
It hurts so gooood...
Careful with the claws
It's something...
Nope!
Tutorial with a happy ending
You beat the Tuto-Rial!
You win some, you lose some!
You blew it!
Moooom! Somebody likes me!