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I am the glorious Mr. Massagy!
Bytes all over you!
Hackerbruh!
How does this even work?
Expert Datemeister
Smooth Criminal
Real people are overrated
Who you gonna massage?
I hope that's ectoplasm
What a dairy experience
Moooossagy!
That's… a lot of toys
Sugar daddy time!
You'll be alone forever...
Yo, where's your mojo?
You win some, you lose some!
Proud of your job!
Slippery everywhere
Watch the cholesterol
Poking around
It hurts so gooood...
Don't put your massage in crazy, man
Average Joe
It's something...
Gotta love these app features
Mother trucker!
Careful with the claws
Awoo!
You blew it!
Duck killed!
Tutorial with a happy ending
You beat the Tuto-Rial!
Moooom! Somebody likes me!
Nope!