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I am the glorious Mr. Massagy!
Bytes all over you!
Hackerbruh!
How does this even work?
Expert Datemeister
Smooth Criminal
Real people are overrated
Who you gonna massage?
I hope that's ectoplasm
What a dairy experience
Moooossagy!
Don't put your massage in crazy, man
Average Joe
It hurts so gooood...
Slippery everywhere
Watch the cholesterol
Poking around
Proud of your job!
That's… a lot of toys
Sugar daddy time!
Gotta love these app features
Mother trucker!
You'll be alone forever...
Yo, where's your mojo?
You win some, you lose some!
Duck killed!
Careful with the claws
Awoo!
You beat the Tuto-Rial!
Tutorial with a happy ending
It's something...
You blew it!
Moooom! Somebody likes me!
Nope!