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I am the glorious Mr. Massagy!
You'll be alone forever...
Proud of your job!
Yo, where's your mojo?
You win some, you lose some!
Duck killed!
Poking around
Average Joe
It's something...
Bytes all over you!
Hackerbruh!
That's… a lot of toys
Smooth Criminal
Expert Datemeister
Sugar daddy time!
How does this even work?
Real people are overrated
Who you gonna massage?
I hope that's ectoplasm
What a dairy experience
Moooossagy!
It hurts so gooood...
Don't put your massage in crazy, man
Slippery everywhere
Watch the cholesterol
Gotta love these app features
Mother trucker!
Careful with the claws
Awoo!
Nope!
You blew it!
Tutorial with a happy ending
You beat the Tuto-Rial!
Moooom! Somebody likes me!