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Troféus que faltam
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I talked to Amy. For like an hour. Today was a good day. :)
Earn all other trophies in the game.
112.7 PDM
1
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Amy keeps looking at me and smiling. That's weird. I mean it's cool. But it's weird.
Discover The Lost in Shooting Gallery!
82.6 PDM
1
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Maybe she just feels sorry for me. Or maybe she's smiling at someone behind me?
Use all Alientown warps — including secret warps — in one match!
95.0 PDM
1
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Nope — there's just a poster of Abraham Lincoln behind me. She could be smiling at the poster, I guess? That'd be so weird.
Discover granny's terrible secret!
83.9 PDM
3
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Actually, that would make me like her more. And to be clear, what I mean is, if she IS a little weird, I'd like that.
The Emperor (or at least his face) will SMASH you!
74.1 PDM
2
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I MIGHT. I mean, I may want to go. But maybe not. Who says that's the ONLY way to get where you're going?!
Get 50 kills with The Hand.
108.7 PDM
0
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I wonder if I could get a job making art. Like after high school. I'd so love to make art for video games!
Get 1st place in 7 matches.
82.0 PDM
0
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That's totally stupid and not happening. No one wants a game that looks like my art.
Get one character to Level 15 and complete all of that character's missions.
112.3 PDM
1
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Damn, I need to get some more songs on my phone. So tired of 'FEVER DREAMING'. I like it, but man I'm sick of it.
Get 600 kills.
109.1 PDM
0
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Not that I have any money to get new music, though. Hell, maybe I COULD wear that stupid Viking hat.
Play and finish 50 matches.
102.8 PDM
0
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Okay, so I just slammed into Amy in the hall and it's official: I need to man the hell up!
Get 1st place in 25 matches.
102.1 PDM
0
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I was stammering and sweating and stuttering and just standing there. I have GOT to stop being such a dork around her.
Reach floor 15 of a ranked tower.
107.7 PDM
1
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When we collided she did get some of her homework mixed in with mine. So, I DO have a valid reason to text her now.
Win a match of Organ Donor with a single deposit.
98.4 PDM
2
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Wait, text?!? Ok so I'm 100% sure I've lost my damn testicles. I need to just TALK to her! I need to be @&!%ing brave.
Get two characters to Level 15 and complete all of those characters' missions.
112.7 PDM
0
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Like those guys from the band on Mark's punk rock bootlegs. They have NO fear! I need to be like them!
Solve all of the Sphinx's riddles.
112.5 PDM
2
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Troféus conquistados
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Hooper's talking about college. Again. "So what are your plans for college, kids?" It's like everyday with this guy.
Get 100 kills.
11/04/2017 13:30:13 - 88.8 PDM
0
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Why's he think we all want to go to college? Decades of student loan debt plus four more years in a classroom? No thanks.
Get 50 kills with 3 different characters.
11/04/2017 13:30:12 - 88.5 PDM
0
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Maybe I'll go work at Viking Burger just to annoy him. But I really don't want to wear one of those Viking Horn Hats.
Play and finish 20 matches.
11/04/2017 12:13:26 - 86.3 PDM
0
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Maybe I'll say I need to go to the bathroom.
Deposit 10 hearts in a Organ Donor match.
09/04/2017 13:38:33 - 74.2 PDM
1
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Then I'll just hide in a stall and watch videos till class ends.
Complete Training.
09/04/2017 13:27:01 - 10.4 PDM
2
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I wonder if she likes me. How amazing would THAT be?
Destroy three moon rocks in Shooting Gallery!
09/04/2017 12:54:50 - 67.3 PDM
2
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I wasn't saying I'd like her more if she wanted to get with Abe Lincoln. That'd be super gross cuz he’s dead. And very tall.
Anger an alien, kill an enemy!
09/04/2017 12:42:45 - 73.2 PDM
2
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Oh @&!%, did I brush my teeth today?!?
Get 50 kills.
09/04/2017 12:18:04 - 74.4 PDM
0
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Or maybe I'm just bored. I think that's it — I'm bored.
Play and finish 10 matches.
09/04/2017 11:56:11 - 70.1 PDM
0
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Not that I have ANY idea where I'm going. Alan says I need to come work at Magic Mouse this summer. Uhm, HELL no.
Do 3000 points of damage with special attacks.
09/04/2017 11:04:28 - 62.1 PDM
0
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But I mean, why wouldn't I be? This class sucks so bad.
Get 1st place in a match.
09/04/2017 10:50:14 - 31.1 PDM
1
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I'm getting hungry.
Get a kill with The Hand.
09/04/2017 10:05:49 - 57.8 PDM
1
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I hate my stupid stepdad.
Get your first kill.
09/04/2017 10:02:44 - 11.9 PDM
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