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I am the glorious Mr. Massagy!
Duck killed!
Bytes all over you!
Hackerbruh!
How does this even work?
Smooth Criminal
Expert Datemeister
Real people are overrated
That's… a lot of toys
Sugar daddy time!
Proud of your job!
Gotta love these app features
Mother trucker!
Who you gonna massage?
I hope that's ectoplasm
What a dairy experience
Moooossagy!
Slippery everywhere
Poking around
Watch the cholesterol
Don't put your massage in crazy, man
You'll be alone forever...
Yo, where's your mojo?
You win some, you lose some!
Average Joe
It hurts so gooood...
It's something...
Careful with the claws
Awoo!
Tutorial with a happy ending
You beat the Tuto-Rial!
You blew it!
Moooom! Somebody likes me!
Nope!