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You are not a kangaroo
Seriously, think of the poor animal!
03/10/2026 00:19:17 - 38.3 PDM
0
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This is just my weekend vehicle
Yes, I need each and every one of these.
02/10/2026 22:53:38 - 23.2 PDM
0
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Gone but not for cotton
Where would you even store them?!
27/09/2026 20:23:48 - 42.1 PDM
0
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Giddy-up!
I could get used to getting around like this…
22/09/2026 20:03:31 - 28.6 PDM
0
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Allez hopp
Oh, they can do THAT as well?
22/09/2026 19:53:16 - 28.6 PDM
0
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You wood not believe it
Taking a leaf of absence.
21/09/2026 22:12:15 - 23.2 PDM
0
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It's sow easy
Planting one bean will yield much green.
12/09/2026 22:43:52 - 34.8 PDM
0
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Cowherd
Bet you didn't think they'd be that much work, right?
05/09/2026 14:12:35 - 40.2 PDM
0
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The plot thickens
You won't rest until you've reached maximum efficiency.
03/09/2026 18:59:29 - 33.2 PDM
0
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Fix me up
Seriously, you should consider a membership card.
01/09/2026 21:35:59 - 34.8 PDM
0
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Original grain
My horses are crazy for it.
30/08/2026 13:47:15 - 48.5 PDM
0
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Large-scale supplier
These are the fruits of your labor.
24/08/2026 16:43:17 - 25.8 PDM
0
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I'm stumped
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does one hand clap?
23/08/2026 11:32:06 - 16.1 PDM
0
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Helper A does not stop … ever
What do you mean "take care of my own farm as well"?
22/08/2026 23:14:45 - 31.6 PDM
0
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That's a wrap
What's in the bale?
16/08/2026 00:14:04 - 30.1 PDM
0
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Field Trip
One vehicle for all of your needs.
15/08/2026 17:25:20 - 18.4 PDM
0
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It just fell off
It was only a matter of time…
09/08/2026 18:35:48 - 19.5 PDM
0
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It's just the beginning
I've never felt happier than here.
09/08/2026 01:20:27 - 10.1 PDM
0
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Rock on
The path to success is paved with rocks.
08/08/2026 23:51:38 - 27.2 PDM
0
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Help me to help you
Sure, I can take care of that, neighbor.
08/08/2026 21:52:15 - 7.3 PDM
0
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Just a sprinkle
You have to think about the future.
06/08/2026 23:21:05 - 6.4 PDM
0
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I read Shakespeare and stuff
The first step of any farmer.
06/08/2026 22:57:33 - 5.6 PDM
0
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Plant get enough
A little help can go a long way.
06/08/2026 22:46:00 - 7.3 PDM
0
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Own use
Reap what you sow.
05/08/2026 21:36:06 - 5 PDM
0
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Make it So
Help Sarah and Sebastian light a beacon of hope.
01/03/2026 21:26:05 - 26.8 PDM
0
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Max Headroom
Reach level 30.
26/02/2026 20:23:04 - 26.8 PDM
0
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Humanity Distilled
Equip your first Numen Skill Card.
26/02/2026 19:52:04 - 27.7 PDM
2
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Internet Famous
Complete Amanda's Clickbait quests. You won't believe what happens next!
24/02/2026 21:04:28 - 26.1 PDM
0
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On Safari
Complete the first tier of every Zombie Challenge.
22/02/2026 13:49:01 - 27.1 PDM
1
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Sharpest Tool in the Box
Complete 5 Lost & Found Weapon Quests.
22/02/2026 11:01:25 - 28.6 PDM
0
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Not Even My Final Form
Slay a Mutator before it transforms.
18/02/2026 22:11:16 - 27.0 PDM
0
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Our True Nature
Give up your chance to be human again.
15/02/2026 21:02:08 - 20.8 PDM
0
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Variety is the Spice of Death
Complete the first tier of every Weapon Challenge.
15/02/2026 00:28:05 - 26.7 PDM
1
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Ooh, Shiny!
Find your first Legendary Weapon.
15/02/2026 00:28:05 - 21.5 PDM
0
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Rising Star
Complete 20 non-Story Quests.
15/02/2026 00:27:59 - 25.0 PDM
0
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Jumbo Keyring
Unlock 10 Lockboxes
14/02/2026 21:31:56 - 25.8 PDM
0
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Smorgasbord
Complete the first tier of every Exploration Challenge.
12/02/2026 20:35:56 - 26.6 PDM
1
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Making Your Mark
Complete 10 non-Story Quests.
03/02/2026 22:20:41 - 21.9 PDM
0
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Perks of the Job
Complete 5 Blueprint Challenges.
27/01/2026 21:38:19 - 20.5 PDM
0
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Down with the Sickness
Reach the highest tier of Autophage infection by equipping Autophage Skills.
25/01/2026 21:57:05 - 22.4 PDM
0
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A Patton Emerges
Survive the Metro system and get to Hollywood Boulevard.
10/01/2026 20:57:53 - 20.5 PDM
0
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Zombologist
Unlock every zombie type in the Zompedia.
10/01/2026 20:30:37 - 21.1 PDM
0
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Like Riding a Bike
Find Patton and convince him to fly you out of Hell-A.
10/01/2026 19:42:25 - 20.3 PDM
0
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Can't Handle the Truth
Learn the truth about what you are as dark secrets are revealed.
10/01/2026 19:17:08 - 20.3 PDM
0
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But Doctor, I Am Butcho
Slay a killer clown and get your blood sample back to Dr. Reed.
06/01/2026 21:18:37 - 19.3 PDM
0
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Stacking the Deck
Collect 30 Skill Cards.
04/01/2026 21:49:08 - 18.1 PDM
0
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This is My Weapon
Fully upgrade a Superior weapon and customize it with a mod or perk in every slot.
04/01/2026 20:15:34 - 18.8 PDM
0
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Bookworm
Collect 50 Journals.
04/01/2026 20:13:24 - 17.2 PDM
0
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Dr. Reed, I Presume?
Survive the many perils of Venice Beach and meet Dr. Reed at the Serling Hotel.
03/01/2026 23:34:55 - 17.7 PDM
0
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Anger Management
Slay 50 zombies with Fury Attacks.
03/01/2026 22:56:22 - 19.3 PDM
0
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The Long Dark
