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Troféus que faltam
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I talked to Amy. For like an hour. Today was a good day. :)
Earn all other trophies in the game.
112.7 PDM
1
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Amy keeps looking at me and smiling. That's weird. I mean it's cool. But it's weird.
Discover The Lost in Shooting Gallery!
82.6 PDM
1
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Actually, that would make me like her more. And to be clear, what I mean is, if she IS a little weird, I'd like that.
The Emperor (or at least his face) will SMASH you!
74.1 PDM
2
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I wasn't saying I'd like her more if she wanted to get with Abe Lincoln. That'd be super gross cuz he’s dead. And very tall.
Anger an alien, kill an enemy!
73.2 PDM
2
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I MIGHT. I mean, I may want to go. But maybe not. Who says that's the ONLY way to get where you're going?!
Get 50 kills with The Hand.
108.7 PDM
0
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That's totally stupid and not happening. No one wants a game that looks like my art.
Get one character to Level 15 and complete all of that character's missions.
112.3 PDM
1
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Damn, I need to get some more songs on my phone. So tired of 'FEVER DREAMING'. I like it, but man I'm sick of it.
Get 600 kills.
109.1 PDM
0
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Not that I have any money to get new music, though. Hell, maybe I COULD wear that stupid Viking hat.
Play and finish 50 matches.
102.8 PDM
0
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Okay, so I just slammed into Amy in the hall and it's official: I need to man the hell up!
Get 1st place in 25 matches.
102.1 PDM
0
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I was stammering and sweating and stuttering and just standing there. I have GOT to stop being such a dork around her.
Reach floor 15 of a ranked tower.
107.7 PDM
1
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When we collided she did get some of her homework mixed in with mine. So, I DO have a valid reason to text her now.
Win a match of Organ Donor with a single deposit.
98.4 PDM
2
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Wait, text?!? Ok so I'm 100% sure I've lost my damn testicles. I need to just TALK to her! I need to be @&!%ing brave.
Get two characters to Level 15 and complete all of those characters' missions.
112.7 PDM
0
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Like those guys from the band on Mark's punk rock bootlegs. They have NO fear! I need to be like them!
Solve all of the Sphinx's riddles.
112.5 PDM
2
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Troféus conquistados
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I wonder if she likes me. How amazing would THAT be?
Destroy three moon rocks in Shooting Gallery!
14/07/2018 01:19:51 - 67.3 PDM
2
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Maybe she just feels sorry for me. Or maybe she's smiling at someone behind me?
Use all Alientown warps — including secret warps — in one match!
11/04/2017 14:33:56 - 95.0 PDM
1
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Maybe I'll go work at Viking Burger just to annoy him. But I really don't want to wear one of those Viking Horn Hats.
Play and finish 20 matches.
08/04/2017 23:00:04 - 86.3 PDM
0
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Hooper's talking about college. Again. "So what are your plans for college, kids?" It's like everyday with this guy.
Get 100 kills.
08/04/2017 19:16:44 - 88.8 PDM
0
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Nope — there's just a poster of Abraham Lincoln behind me. She could be smiling at the poster, I guess? That'd be so weird.
Discover granny's terrible secret!
08/04/2017 19:15:32 - 83.9 PDM
3
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I'm getting hungry.
Get a kill with The Hand.
08/04/2017 18:43:39 - 57.8 PDM
1
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Or maybe I'm just bored. I think that's it — I'm bored.
Play and finish 10 matches.
08/04/2017 17:55:18 - 70.1 PDM
0
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I wonder if I could get a job making art. Like after high school. I'd so love to make art for video games!
Get 1st place in 7 matches.
08/04/2017 15:18:49 - 82.0 PDM
0
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Why's he think we all want to go to college? Decades of student loan debt plus four more years in a classroom? No thanks.
Get 50 kills with 3 different characters.
08/04/2017 15:14:24 - 88.5 PDM
0
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Oh @&!%, did I brush my teeth today?!?
Get 50 kills.
08/04/2017 15:14:23 - 74.4 PDM
0
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Maybe I'll say I need to go to the bathroom.
Deposit 10 hearts in a Organ Donor match.
08/04/2017 14:55:39 - 74.2 PDM
1
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Not that I have ANY idea where I'm going. Alan says I need to come work at Magic Mouse this summer. Uhm, HELL no.
Do 3000 points of damage with special attacks.
08/04/2017 13:55:04 - 62.1 PDM
0
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But I mean, why wouldn't I be? This class sucks so bad.
Get 1st place in a match.
07/04/2017 13:49:12 - 31.1 PDM
1
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I hate my stupid stepdad.
Get your first kill.
07/04/2017 13:42:59 - 11.9 PDM
2
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Then I'll just hide in a stall and watch videos till class ends.
Complete Training.
06/04/2017 23:28:17 - 10.4 PDM
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