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Eye Scream, You Scream
Pop 20 Grunt eyeballs.
22/06/2026 23:23:33 - 18.3 PDM
0
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Sweezy Like Sunday Morning
Obtain Sweezy.
20/06/2026 17:23:47 - 17.5 PDM
0
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G3 Graduation
Defeat Douglas.
20/06/2026 17:23:28 - 17.5 PDM
0
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Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.
16/06/2026 00:05:16 - 5.7 PDM
0
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First Bounty Down
Defeat 9-Torg.
15/06/2026 23:59:07 - 5 PDM
0
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We're All Very Impressed, Trust Me
Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.
15/06/2026 23:53:57 - 6.7 PDM
0
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Bring A Knife to a Gun Fight
Obtain Knifey.
15/06/2026 23:46:22 - 5 PDM
0
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Fallout Doesn't Let You Do This
Kill Slumsley.
15/06/2026 23:36:33 - 5 PDM
0
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Hot Shot, Part Two
Win the MVP award using Backfire, Scarab, or Zippy
14/06/2026 22:57:21 - 30.5 PDM
3
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Natural Progression
Win an Online Match with Backfire, Scarab, or Zippy
14/06/2026 22:41:33 - 23.9 PDM
3
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Crossing Paths
Complete a Tale from Baghdad
04/06/2026 01:17:07 - 7.3 PDM
1
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The Blood of a Ghoul
Eliminate Al-Ghul
04/06/2026 00:36:48 - 6.2 PDM
2
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Poster Boy
At maximum notoriety, become anonymous by tearing down wanted posters
01/06/2026 00:07:57 - 7.1 PDM
1
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Street Cleaner
Hide 5 bodies in bales of hay
31/05/2026 12:45:06 - 7.1 PDM
1
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La shay'a waqi'un mutlaq
Become an Initiate of the Hidden Ones
31/05/2026 11:27:32 - 5 PDM
2
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The Master Thief of Anbar
Complete the Prologue
31/05/2026 10:49:57 - 5 PDM
2
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Too Early to Celebrate
Complete the Prologue.
30/03/2026 00:37:41 - 5 PDM
1
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Potty Trained
Use a toilet and achieve the highest mastery level
21/03/2026 22:53:30 - 5 PDM
2
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A Logical Trophy
Win 40 Parlor Games
10/03/2026 01:51:51 - 28.1 PDM
0
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Inheritance Trophy
Reach Room 46
10/03/2026 00:40:23 - 5 PDM
0
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Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
04/03/2026 14:05:55 - 28.5 PDM
1
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Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
04/03/2026 14:05:32 - 27.5 PDM
1
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Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
04/03/2026 13:55:39 - 20.5 PDM
1
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Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
04/03/2026 13:53:12 - 19.5 PDM
2
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Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
02/03/2026 14:58:58 - 22.8 PDM
1
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Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
02/03/2026 14:41:35 - 15.9 PDM
1
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Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
02/03/2026 14:41:06 - 26.4 PDM
2
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Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
02/03/2026 14:40:07 - 28.1 PDM
2
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Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
02/03/2026 02:09:51 - 26.7 PDM
2
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Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
02/03/2026 01:51:59 - 17.0 PDM
1
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Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
02/03/2026 01:08:04 - 16.8 PDM
1
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Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
02/03/2026 00:51:10 - 18.6 PDM
1
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Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
02/03/2026 00:27:53 - 16.7 PDM
1
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Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
02/03/2026 00:17:28 - 25.8 PDM
1
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Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
01/03/2026 23:39:36 - 8.6 PDM
1
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More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
01/03/2026 22:24:30 - 15.7 PDM
1
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Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
23/02/2026 23:50:14 - 18.0 PDM
1
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Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
23/02/2026 23:48:46 - 24.1 PDM
2
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Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
23/02/2026 02:17:41 - 24.2 PDM
1
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KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
23/02/2026 01:46:22 - 19.3 PDM
1
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Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
23/02/2026 01:43:58 - 21.1 PDM
1
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Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
23/02/2026 01:36:09 - 14.1 PDM
1
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Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
23/02/2026 00:50:55 - 13.2 PDM
1
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Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
22/02/2026 22:45:30 - 14.9 PDM
1
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First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
21/02/2026 17:45:26 - 10.7 PDM
1
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Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
21/02/2026 13:04:49 - 10.9 PDM
1
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New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
21/02/2026 12:58:35 - 9.6 PDM
1
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Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
21/02/2026 12:56:05 - 9.8 PDM
1
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Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
21/02/2026 12:55:34 - 8.6 PDM
1
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Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
21/02/2026 12:17:56 - 16.1 PDM
1